I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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