Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
The dick lei will go down in squad history
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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