Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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