This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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