we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
