i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
high people should be assigned attendants
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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