who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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