have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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