The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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