Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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