that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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