you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
