I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Quick, to the slutcave!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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