And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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