Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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