Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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