STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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