I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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