He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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