Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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