I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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