Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
