i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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