Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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