I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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