how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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