Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize