im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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