Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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