You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I need to stop coming to work sober
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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