I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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