We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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