So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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