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She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
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You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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