Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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