Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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