2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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