yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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