when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
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Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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