Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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