so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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