I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I would ride that face into the sunset
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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