Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
