I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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