they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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