the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
what day is it and did you see me today?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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