Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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