OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You can't motorboat a personality
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I AM VODKA MAN
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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