Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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