Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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