We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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