ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
I'm going back tonight
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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