with your own penis?
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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