Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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