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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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