We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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