Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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